Staff

George McBeaverson

Chancellor of University

Jandrew Ackson

Head Dean of Students

Dougie McArther

Head of Security

Janice

Secretary

Beavy the Beaver Jr

Mascot (2.0)

Dannithan Darviton

Head Sports Coach

John O'manynames

Head Rodeo and Equestrian Coach

Dwayne Lenin

Future 2025-26 hockey coach

Gordan Bomber

Future Assistant to the Assistant Hockey Coach

James April

Head of Automotive

Jeremy Lewisnclarkson

Amatuer Ag

Richard Hamster

Automotive Restoration

Vincent Petrol

Automotive Destruction

Snoop Cat

Horticulture

Angus Guyver

Figuring it Out

Amelia Nosekidney

Aircraft Aerodynamics

Dwit Schrute

Farming/Gardening/Fielding

Phil Slow

Intro to Glueworking

Pat O'donelan

Extreme Woodworking

Punxsutawney Phil 

Intro. to Real Estate

Shaquille O'Deal

Free Real Estate

Carol Burnett

Real Estate Ethics & REALTOR Code of Ethics

David Hegg

Masters of Real Estate

Jon Bovi

Concert Band, Orchestra, Jazz Band, Choir, Marching Band, Music Theory, Pep Band

Bob Painterman

Art Therapy

Iam Staulkir

Photography

Speven Steilberg

Film Arts 

Prison Mike

Improv

Ellie Windsdor

Culinary Arts

Colonel Robert Hogan

Colonel Sammich Troutman

Major Jerald M. Hert

Major L. B. Ozo

Donny "Orange" Trumpet

Intro toComebacks

Fiddle Cast-iron

Communism 101

Joey Stealin'

Communism 102

Kimchi Jongun

Dictatorship 101

Samule Husset

Texas Law

Ron  Raygen

Communist Destabilization

Jon Rahcoon

Secession 101

Frankie Rosenvert

Political Stability

Stark Madem

Chemistry and professional butter stick hitting

Chris and Martin

Zoology

Mike Grose

Non-enviromental Sciences

Mr. Pill

Biomedical Science

Douglas Strange

Ichthyology

Isaac Gluten

Phusics

Shang Kai

Ologyology

Russian Spy

Intro to Scientific Espionage

Alabama Bones

Head of History

Napoleon Tatertot

French History

Arnie

German and Austrian History

Jake

History

Shilliam Wakespeare

Head of Poetry

Ricky

Mythology

King

Head of Speech

George the Curious

Philosophy

Jahn Cantseeim

Head of Culture

Lil Carson James

Spanish 1/2

Mr. Yellow

German Sign Language

Jack Raven

Pirate-ish

Elon Muskrat

Entrepreneurship

Donny Jepp

Criminal Justice

Mike Wazowski

Cyber-Technologies

Robert Williamson

Business/Marketing

Jake

Insurance Business \ Being a Neighbor

Tim Cruiseship

Risky Buisness

Jeffery David Pork

Shady Buisiness

Jim Halpert

Auditing/Human Resources

Maui

Head of Physical Education

Chuck Norris

Doing the Impossible

(and P.E.)

Sandy

Golf and Slap Shot Instructor

Kevin Spleen

Amateur Basketball

Steven Hawking

Skateboarding

Ebert Anstein

Physics

Thom Stanks

Trig and Geometry

Pat Diamond

Algebra 3

Neal Grass

(stupid)Astrophysics